Did somebody say cats wearing capes in mid-air filmed in slow-motion?
Zoe: Darcy, do you like bumblebees or butterflies the best.
Darcy: The best!!!Ahe’s the cutest
So we took some pictures of my new kitty and our old cat
I would be quite grateful if you
please young sir
I didn’t sign up for this
This is officially the best thing ever to have been giffed.
f*ck the police if you know what i mean
okay so i don’t usually add stories to reblogs but i HAVE TO in this case
a couple years ago i was on a roadtrip with my family. i had to pee really bad so we pulled into a subway parking lot and i ran in, also to get cookies for us so i wouldn’t just be rudely using the bathroom and ditching. when i came out of the bathroom these three really hot police officers were sitting near the beginning of the line and another one was in the line in front of me. i am pretty easily intimidated by attractive people, so i just quietly stood in line behind him. once i was done i went to grab a couple of napkins and i didn’t want to pipe up that one of them was in my way so i awkwardly coughed to catch his attention. one of the guys sitting down kind of snickered at me and was like “he doesn’t bite you know” and the guy in the way TURNED AROUND AND WINKED AND MADE THIS FLIRTY GROWLING NOISE AT ME and i fucking SQUEAKED and apologized and walked out of there so quickly my face was so red
THAT IS FUCKING ADORABLE.
FUCK. OH MY GOD.
some people just wanna watch the world burn
Pete: “Sorry. Sorry, was that weird?” Patrick: “Oh my god, he is so narcissistic!”